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Title: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Aaron Drake on 2003-11-11T10:09:21-06:00 (Tuesday)
They're both computer science professors.  They both like A.I. They've both been directors of the graduate program.

Now they're engaged in a fight to the death! :-o

[color=FF3300]Weinberg Vs. Yu!!!!![/color]

(http://www.cs.siue.edu/cswebsite/faculty/images/fullsize_weinberg.jpg) (http://www.cs.siue.edu/cswebsite/faculty/images/fullsize_yu.jpg)


Who do you think would win this no-holds-barred battle royal?
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Stiffler on 2003-11-11T10:47:38-06:00 (Tuesday)
I think Dr. Wu would win. Dr. Weinberg and Dr. Yu would be fighting and then Dr. Wu would come along and say something like "This is a whatta?", and do some really long complex mathematical equation, like a pgp encryption routine (Dr. Wu is teaching Netword security next semestor that deals with these enourmously complex equations), in the proper order from left to right which would completely destroy the minds of Dr. Weinberg and Dr. Yu, so neither of them would be able to continue fighting.

Jon
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Jerry on 2003-11-11T17:19:43-06:00 (Tuesday)
The Incell Phonium Match: The Drake vs. Stiffler

(http://solar.cs.siue.edu/incel/Images/dancingIntelGuys.gif)

Who do you think would win this no-holds-barred battle royal?
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Aaron Drake on 2003-11-11T17:53:22-06:00 (Tuesday)
Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!  ;-)
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: bill corcoran on 2003-11-11T21:23:19-06:00 (Tuesday)
QuoteWho do you think would win this no-holds-barred battle royal?

i'm pretty sure the pink guy is gonna win.  from the looks of it, he's flailing his arms all karate style and whatnot, really serving fistful to green and blue.  the yellow guy is trying to run away, but he isn't getting very far.  pinks gonna chase him down and bust him up.

weinberg has the shades though, that's one-up on yu.

Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Aaron Drake on 2003-11-11T22:07:27-06:00 (Tuesday)
Yea!  I'm pink!  If you look at "Team" on our website (http://solar.cs.siue.edu/incel/), you'll see who's who.
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Stiffler on 2003-11-11T23:07:04-06:00 (Tuesday)
I'll out code The_Drake anyday. :roll: As far as fighting, I'm a pacifist. I only believe in fighting with words.

Jon
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Aaron Drake on 2003-11-12T00:16:39-06:00 (Wednesday)
QuoteStiffler wrote:
I'll out code The_Drake anyday. :roll:

Whattah??? :blink: Well, in PHP maybe...  

Look, this thread is supposed to be about Weinberg & Yu.  Let's get back on topic people. Isn't anyone going to vote for Super Yu?  Or does the entire audience look like this:

:jerry:

(Why do we have that smiley on here anyway?)
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Guest on 2003-11-12T07:48:21-06:00 (Wednesday)
I'll have to go with stiffler.  He has 5 starts next to his name and the duck only has three.
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Aaron Drake on 2003-11-12T09:23:39-06:00 (Wednesday)
/me goes off to make a few hundred spam posts.
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Guest on 2003-11-12T12:02:14-06:00 (Wednesday)
BTW, what is this all about? :roll:
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: DaleDoe on 2003-11-12T12:28:39-06:00 (Wednesday)
QuoteI only believe in fighting with words.

We already did PLENTY of that in senior project.  After that class, I think such a battle of former Incell members would be amusing.  I take winner. :gunfire:

By the way, all of this talk about fighting :injured: and involving a duck makes me want to say somthing about that insurance... What is it called?...
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Aaron Drake on 2003-11-12T18:15:40-06:00 (Wednesday)
QuoteDaleDoe wrote:
By the way, all of this talk about fighting :injured: and involving a duck makes me want to say somthing about that insurance... What is it called?...

NO!  Don't say it!  I hate those commercials.
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Ryan DonCarlos on 2003-11-14T13:05:02-06:00 (Friday)
Some say Aflack?

anyhow I would have to say Lu but if it was those 2 against Dr.Wu I would still pick Wu he would bust them up with his "chan rue"
Title: Re: University Deathmatch!
Post by: Chris Swingler on 2003-11-14T14:11:37-06:00 (Friday)
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*thump on top of car*
Woman 1:  Do you have insurance on this car?
Woman 2:  No.
Woman 1:  Then it must be Eagle Man!
Eagle Man:  I've got something for you!!!
*Eagle man squats and an egg comes out.  Egg cracks open with rate sheet*
Both Women:  Awww... look at those low rates!

More pictures here:  http://www.rdrproductions.com/EagleBio.htm

--Beanie