Tired? Restless? Depressed? Far-tshadikt?
Team JRS (Jinriksha (http://www.jinriksha.com/); also on MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/jinriksha)) can and will help you!
Just by walking through Mississippi Nights (http://www.mississippinights.com/)' doors on Friday, March 31st between the times of 7-7:26pm, you will be instantly absolved of all anxiety and other oppressive, negative ideals! Team JRS, along with a panel of highly trained motivational speakers (Lojic (http://www.planetlojic.com/), Tub Ring (http://www.tubring.com/), and The Upright Animals (http://www.theuprightanimals.com/)), will teach you how to let go of all those yucky, nasty, dooky, poo-poo moods that sap the strength from you and thousands of people just like you. That's right! Why let these things weigh you down when Team JRS will gladly instruct you on the proper tactics to leave tightly coiled piles of negativity in the wake of your own enlightenment? With Team JRS, learning to be a success in life only takes half an hour (plus $6 and drive time), so why continue to self-medicate at home? Our trained, friendly, and responsive professionals (in red shirts) will be behind the bar, at the ready, to serve you whatever it takes to shake off that pesky agoraphobia.
People of all-ages, come sing, dance, shout, and clap along to the positive message of Team JRS!!! You've waited long enough... invigoration and hope await you!
Remember,... hope is the bridge to the future.
-- The JRS Team
Because a few people have asked, I figured I'd clarify: the doors open at 7, we are planning on going on around 7:25, and we are playing for roughly 35 minutes.
This is gonna' be a great (and hilarious) show; don't miss out! Hope to see ya' there! :punk:
I plan to be there but I can't make any promises as my job owns me. BTW I hear you have a new opening? Can't wait to hear it! ;-)
Work stays at work!
...and having said that I will be there if I'm not still at work as well....oh the irony
Awesome show across the board!