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Title: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: Tyler on 2005-02-22T16:39:46-06:00 (Tuesday)
Turns out my ex ins't as psycho as she could have been.

Turns out some women get mad and flush a man's, ummmm, pride, down the toliet.  And by pride I mean something else.  This woman sensed the breakup coming and decided to to literally flush it down the toliet to make a preemptive strike.

Talk about a bad day.

Full Story Here (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12328833-23109,00.html)
Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: Bryan on 2005-02-22T22:19:27-06:00 (Tuesday)
Geez, I thought I got the shaft when my girl of 3 1/2 years broke up with me for my friend, now I'm glad that's ALL she did.

btw your link doesn't work, it requirs registration.
Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: Brad Nunnally on 2005-02-22T22:28:50-06:00 (Tuesday)
It brings a whole new meaning to a relationship going down the drain. :-D

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Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: Tyler on 2005-02-22T22:34:01-06:00 (Tuesday)
I just noticed the link requires registration.  I just fixed it.
Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: Bryan on 2005-02-23T06:55:09-06:00 (Wednesday)
"..and tampering with evidence"

is that what they are calling it these days? tampering?
Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: DaleDoe on 2005-02-28T10:58:37-06:00 (Monday)
I've dated some psychos, but that's pretty bad.

A little common sense would've prevented the whole thing: :idea: Unless you're Harry Houdini don't let anyone tie you up. (duh!)  If he hadn't been bound he wouldn't gotten into such a bind.
Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: Elizabeth Weber on 2005-02-28T19:37:10-06:00 (Monday)
QuoteIf he hadn't been bound he wouldn't gotten into such a bind.

Thou speakest like a man with experience ...


I heard this on the radio and all the radio guys said that they wouldn't have wanted it reattached (and then proceeded with jokes about how was it found, are they sure it was the right one, what his next date would say, etc.).
Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: Gary Mayer on 2005-03-11T17:01:17-06:00 (Friday)
So, what is it about our society that makes the removal of female body parts horrific mutilation and male parts just funny? :-?

Mind you, I think there are a lot more men who probably deserve it but this seems like its becoming a typical response for a scorned woman. Bobbit had slight shock to it. Now, it's whatever, 'nuther dude lost mini-me... :lol: gimme a beer.  :booze:
Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: William Grim on 2005-03-12T06:59:02-06:00 (Saturday)
Probably because it's a lot easier to reattach a penis than it is some parts of the vagina.

"I get it.  Sometimes you're the girl.  Sometimes he's the girl.  Sometimes you're both the girl!  That's hot." -- Eurotrip
Title: Re: THE Worst Breakup Ever
Post by: DaleDoe on 2005-03-14T16:53:42-06:00 (Monday)
QuoteSo, what is it about our society that makes the removal of female body parts horrific mutilation and male parts just funny?
I totally agree.  Its a double-standard.  But if that guy had any intelligence, it never would've happened.

Speaking of Mr. Bobbit, when that happened, I was dating a rather unstable girl who sympathized with Mrs. Bobbit and thought Mr. Bobbit probably got what he deserved for not treating his wife "properly". :-o  I always kept a close eye on her after that.

Check out this one.  This time the girlfriend left the guy's manhood intact and just SET HIM ON FIRE.
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/4281499/detail.html?subid=22100415&qs=1;bp=t (http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/4281499/detail.html?subid=22100415&qs=1;bp=t)

Words of wisdom from Dale:
If an angry female holding a lighter dumps gasoline on you, what do you do?  Give her a biiig hug! :-D