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CAOS Forums => Funny Bone => Topic started by: DaleDoe on 2004-07-07T07:50:40-05:00 (Wednesday)

Title: Funny Error
Post by: DaleDoe on 2004-07-07T07:50:40-05:00 (Wednesday)
Apparently the Prince of Darkness :evil: has taken over your computer according to this MS Knowledge Base article.  http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=178748 (http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=178748)

I can just immagine tech support saying:
Windows hogging memory?  It must be the work of the Devil!:-D

Just more proof Windows is evil. 8-)
Title: Re: Funny Error
Post by: Peter Motyka on 2004-07-08T10:23:22-05:00 (Thursday)
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=228001

Finally, the solution to my networking problems!
Title: Re: Funny Error
Post by: R. Andrew Lamonica on 2004-07-09T09:24:16-05:00 (Friday)
Finally!! I feel vindicated for all those years of asking tech. support callers â€Ã...“Is it turned on?  Is it plugged in?â€Ã,  Now if I could only find an MSDN article that said â€Ã...“Caps Lock and passwords don’t mix.â€Ã, I could just forward people to Microsoft 90% of the time.

 :-)  ;-) :-P
Title: Re: Funny Error
Post by: DaleDoe on 2004-07-20T14:32:46-05:00 (Tuesday)
Apparently Microsoft came up with a novel new way for you to handle errors.  It is called the "figure it out yourself" method.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/dv_jlca/html/vblrfjavasqlresultsetmetadataisdefinitelywritable.asp (http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/dv_jlca/html/vblrfjavasqlresultsetmetadataisdefinitelywritable.asp)
Title: Re: Funny Error
Post by: Guest on 2004-08-08T16:09:23-05:00 (Sunday)
Those are hilarious!!!

-D