Saw this snippet describing CERN and got a huge kick out of it. I also love how porn has ranked up there with some of the greater accomplisment in the fields of science
'CERN's scientists, the fine people who brought us the W and Z particles, anti-hydrogen atoms and hyperlinked porn web pages, are now hard at work building the Large Hadron Collider to discover something even cooler: the Force. Yes, that Force. Or like physicists call it, the Higgs boson, a particle that carries a field which interacts with every living or inert matter.'
I would think light sabers would be more practical