Audio-Post (http://192.20.225.55/tts/speech/02a11b4e1b5d21315d2fd544b13e9910.wav)
Try it out yourself (http://www.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php)
Ha ha!
I gave that link to my girlfriend, and she's been writing abusive things in it to make fun of me.
That thing is great.