This is way too funny not to share:
http://www.despair.com/ (http://www.despair.com/)
My favorite -
Underachievement: The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
Here's one of my favorites:
Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness pays off now.
[img align=center]http://solar.cs.siue.edu/~lamonica/teamwork.jpg[/img]
I like this one because of the double meaning of flakes.
When I need inspiration, I look no further than Dr. Phil. :-P
Any of you who watch The Late Show have probably seen David Letterman's "Words of Wisdom from Dr. Phil": http://shawnfrench.homeip.net:8080/_miscellaneous/wordsOfWisdom.jsp
If you haven't seen these, you should *definitely* check them out. Trust me, they're hilarious. Some of my favorites are:
"You couldn't be any dumber if we cut your head off."
"I wanna be Miss America."
"You just have no redeeming qualities... no... nothing."
"Get horny and call me."
"I'm not even remotely qualified."
"I consider myself to perhaps be the worst marital therapist ever."
6 more Demotivators just got released.
http://www.despair.com/indem.html
This from despair.com was also too funny to not share:
[img align=left]http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1771_6024324[/img]
Darn. I was actually going to purchase that shirt until I saw that the front is not smaller than the back. (http://caos.siue.edu/uploads/smil3f1ffe452400f.gif)