You know you live in a Dictatorship when...

[Jerry]

 ... you overhear the Vice President saying "Hey Dad can I borrow the keys to the Hummvee?"

... there are more pictures of you around town than fast food signs.

... when you open the Audio-Visual closet in the grade school and find a stash of AK47.

... when the President receives 100% of the vote and no one asks for a recount.

Any others?

[Stiffler]

... when the real elected president is at home getting fat, and the opponent has been declared the president.  :-)

... when you get blamed for everything, and your "leader" does not. (That might be a bit confusing)

Jon