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When your down and out, despair

Started by Jerry, 2003-10-29T11:47:52-06:00 (Wednesday)

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"Make a Little Bird House in Your Soul" - TMBG...

Jason Vipond

My favorite -

Underachievement: The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.


Here's one of my favorites:

Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness pays off now.
"Make a Little Bird House in Your Soul" - TMBG...

R. Andrew Lamonica

[img align=center]http://solar.cs.siue.edu/~lamonica/teamwork.jpg[/img]

I like this one because of the double meaning of flakes.

Aaron Drake

When I need inspiration, I look no further than Dr. Phil. :-P  

Any of you who watch The Late Show have probably seen David Letterman's "Words of Wisdom from Dr. Phil": http://shawnfrench.homeip.net:8080/_miscellaneous/wordsOfWisdom.jsp

If you haven't seen these, you should *definitely* check them out.  Trust me, they're hilarious. Some of my favorites are:

"You couldn't be any dumber if we cut your head off."

"I wanna be Miss America."

"You just have no redeeming qualities... no... nothing."

"Get horny and call me."

"I'm not even remotely qualified."

"I consider myself to perhaps be the worst marital therapist ever."
"Cooda is a whatah?" - Dr. Wu


"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -James Madison

Aaron Drake

Darn.  I was actually going to purchase that shirt until I saw that the front is not smaller than the back.
"Cooda is a whatah?" - Dr. Wu