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Perfect gift for the budding hacker.

Started by EvilAndrew, 2005-07-29T09:18:30-05:00 (Friday)

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EvilAndrew

Die Hard Tech. Guy and former SIUE student Peter (pmotyko) and his wife Stephanie are having a baby girl.  I was congratulating them on doing their parts to balance the geek gender gap, and Peter wrote

QuoteYes, our little girl will be a h4ck3r.  Best to start her off with the basics...
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?productID=142

I thought that was just too funny to keep to myself.
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Bryan

Bryan Grubaugh
Quickly aging alumni with too much time on his hands
Business Systems Analyst, Scripps Networks.

William Grim

That shirt is awesome on many different levels!
William Grim
IT Associate, Morgan Stanley

Bryan

personally I think they should make one of them that says "be careful mom and dad or I'll replace you with a very small shell script"
Bryan Grubaugh
Quickly aging alumni with too much time on his hands
Business Systems Analyst, Scripps Networks.

William Grim

Front:
QuoteBe careful mom and dad, or I'll replace you with a very small shell script.

Back:

#!/bin/sh

while true ; do
  sleep 28800
  cat /dev/body_functions/[12] > /dev/null
  for i in brats chips beer ; do
    echo ${i} > /dev/input/mouth
  done
  cat /dev/body_functions/[12] > /dev/null
done
William Grim
IT Associate, Morgan Stanley

Peter Motyka

Thankfully there is plenty of geek chic available for baby to have a full wardrobe!

http://www.cafepress.com/babysfirstsite.10995914
SIUE CS Alumni 2002
Grad Student, Regis University
Senior Engineer, Ping Identity
http://motyka.org

Bryan

Kind of creepy..almost makes me wish I had kids.  :-o



god help the world
Bryan Grubaugh
Quickly aging alumni with too much time on his hands
Business Systems Analyst, Scripps Networks.

EvilAndrew

Congratulations Pete and Stephanie on the birth of their baby girl Amelia June Motyka.
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