Maimed in a Light-Saber Mishap

[EvilAndrew]

Yahoo is running a story about two Star Wars fans Maimed in a Light-Saber Mishap (http://story.news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050526/en_movies_eo/16633).  

"The Force--let alone common sense--was definitely not with them."

The story also has a list of other criminally stupid or just criminal incidents inspired by the new movie.

[Brad Nunnally]

All I have to say is "DUHHH!!!" I mean what do you expect with anything filled with gasoline. It is people like this that gives me hope for the human race. NOT!!! Just goes to show you that all evil can be traced back to bored white people. Think about it. :-D

Brad Ty Nunnally
CAOS Vice-Pres.

[Bryan]

it's people like this that inspired my name.

[EvilAndrew]

Here is another story about ciriminals with their Vader masks on too tight.

Darth Vader Crime Spree

I like how the Pizza Guy refused to give up the money.  This tells you how intimidating the guy in a in Vader Mask  really was. :lol:

[William Grim]

Holy shit, that happened in my town?!  Interesting...

Heh, what an idiot.  Hope they catch him and put him jail with his Vader mask.

"Bubba, you have never felt the POWER of my dark side!"